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[Aug. 18th, 2009|11:41 pm] |
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And so the journals have turned into TMZ. Fail, darlings, fail. |
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[Jul. 30th, 2009|10:33 pm] |
Well, well. Nothing lasts forever, including cash for clunkers and, apparently, reincarnate truces.
Cheer up, sourpusses. Destroyer is at Bowery Ballroom tonight. Drink, rock, be merry. I'll be sober because I'll be working, but that doesn't mean you can't drown your sorrows. Come on. Give me a good laugh. |
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[Jul. 12th, 2009|06:53 pm] |
The only thing funnier than emo music videos dedicated to your reincarnate? Artsy emo music videos dedicated to your reincarnate.
Dear fan-vid maker: video work like that is never going to get you into film school, I'm sorry. |
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[Jun. 23rd, 2009|10:57 pm] |
I've just discovered something:
CNN.com puts 'story highlights' at the top of their own news articles. I'm not joking. In case you're too lazy to read a few paragraphs about Twitter, I suppose. Or too stupid to comprehend it. Maybe there should be a quiz at the end, or discussion questions, just to solidify the feeling that we're all back in the fifth grade.
Bleeding hearts, forgive me, but some days I feel like the gene pool might just need a little chlorine. |
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[Jun. 14th, 2009|11:14 am] |
Poor little trust fund babies, having to work to pay the rent on your Williamsburg apartments. Believe me, I shed tears for you.
I suppose the recession does have a bright side: smug satisfaction at seeing spoiled, unrealistic children brought crashing down to earth. |
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